voicetesting; round two!

[crabcatch]

WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
AND I'M CUTTING THIS SHORT BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE ME REFERENCE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKTARDED VIDEO GAMES THAT'S OVERHYPED TO SHIT. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
WITH THE PORTABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATEWAY GENERATOR AND THE GIANT BITCHY ROBOT WHO DOES NOTHING BUT HAND OUT LAME INSULTS LIKE THEY'RE IN OVERWHELMINGLY HEALTHY SUPPLY AND NEED TO BE GIVEN OUT AS IF THEY'RE DANGEROUS WHEN LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES IN LARGE NUMBERS. THAT AND THREATEN PEOPLE.
ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING FAMILIAR, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIGRESS HERE BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN YOUR STUPIDITY HAS DRIVEN ME HORRENDOUSLY OFF TOPIC.
MY POINT IS THIS. IT'S SIMPLE AND SHORT, SO YOU SHOULD GET IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL.
STOP.
JUST STOP.
YOU WILL NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO GETTING ME RIGHT. YOUR FAILURE IS EMBARRASSING AND I DON'T LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE THIS, RIGHT? THAT'S THE WORST PART.
YOUR NEVERENDING SHAME IS PUBLIC AND KNOWN TO ALL WHO COME ACROSS IT.
WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF USE THIS DEAR MUN PLACE GETS.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLDING TOGETHER THE STRAINED REMNANTS OF MY ALREADY MICROSCOPIC LEVELS OF PATIENCE.
FUCKING.
STOP.
FOREVER.

Comments

[dicey]

You say that like I don't have standards! ::::( Do I look like Eridan to you?

[crabcatch]

OKAY, TO BE FAIR YOU REALLY AREN'T AS DESPERATE AS NEEDY MC SHITGILLS, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE SERKET. YOU BOTH ACT LIKE COMPLETE ASSHOLES THEN WHINE ABOUT HOW NOONE LIKES YOU.

ERIDAN JUST FINDS IT HARD TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT, WHEREAS YOU PRETEND NOT TO CARE. TWO SIDES OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BOONDOLLAR IF YOU ASK ME.

[dicey]

[dammit Karkat why you gotta be so perceptive all da time]

For your inform8ion, I am actually pretty popular where I am right now! There are plenty of people who like AND dislike me. Are you jealous?

[crabcatch]

WOW YOU'RE SERIOUS AREN'T YOU? THAT IS A SERIOUS, GENUINE QUESTION, ISN'T IT?
GIVE ME A SECOND I NEED TO GET OVER HOW MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID, YET EQUALLY HILARIOUS I FIND YOU SAYING THAT TO BE.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE JEALOUS?

[dicey]

Oh right, you would rather sit around in someone's head and do nothing. Fiiiiiiiine. Any normal person would 8e jealous!

[crabcatch]

FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'D RATHER BE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT SO I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EITHER THE MUN HIMSELF OR ANY OF THESE OTHER PRICKS WANDERING HIS HEADSPACE.
SOME OF THESE PEOPLE MAKE GAMZEE LOOK PERFECTLY SANE. IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING YET CONSIDERING THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, IT'S JUST REALLY.
FUCKING.
IRRITATING.
EVERY GODDAMNED DAY OF MY EXISTENCE.

[dicey]

Gamzee isn't that scary, either.

[crabcatch]

I SAID SANE, I DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING LIKE
I DUNNO, OH WOW THEY MAKE GAMZEE LOOK UNINTIMIDATING.
I'M NOT SCARED OF HIM.

[Even though he kinda maybe is a little sorta well okay a lot definitely is.]

BESIDES I REALLY FUCKING DOUBT YOU'D BE SAYING THAT IF YOU HAD HIS CHUCKLEVOODOOS FUCKING WITH YOUR THINKPAN.

[dicey]

I don't think he's intimid8ing either! I kicked his ass once.

[crabcatch]

YOU DID WHAT?
OKAY, FUCK, DETAILS.
NOW.

[dicey]

I kicked. His. Ass.

And he deserved it, too!

[crabcatch]

THOSE AREN'T DETAILS.
IF ANYTHING THIS JUST MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE LYING.

[dicey]

Ugh, fine! I'll indulge you just this once.

He hadn't had sopor slime in a while and so he was already starting to act like a creep. On top of that, there was an event going on that made people have random red feelings. He knocked me to the ground and tried to force me to kiss him, we fought, and he ended up on the ground writhing in pain. ::::)

[crabcatch]

WELL
SHIT THAT'S MESSED UP, AND EVEN I CAN ADMIT JUSTIFIABLE ON YOUR PART.
HE BETTER BE OKAY THOUGH.
ALSO WHAT KIND'VE MESSED UP PLACE DOES THAT KIND'VE SHIT THOUGH? FORCING RED FEELINGS ON PEOPLE?

[dicey]

Juuuuuuuust a typical day in Adstringendum.

And I haven't seen him since, so who knows how he's doing!

[crabcatch]

YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM RIGHT?

[dicey]

Nah.

I could have!

8ut I didn't.

[crabcatch]

ALRIGHT.
GOOD.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS MORE DEAD TROLLS, IN ANY GAME.

[dicey]

8lah 8lah 8lah. Like you actually care!

[crabcatch]

LISTEN, OF COURSE I CARE.
I GIVE EVERY AVAILABLE FUCK I CAN GIVE IF WE START DYING LEFT AND RIGHT.
WHAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IS TROLLS WHO START KILLING EACH OTHER FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHEN SO FEW OF US ARE LEFT.
I MEAN IF ONE OF YOU IS WAXING BLACK FOR THE OTHER THEN I GUESS IT'S NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS BUT
UNTIL THEN I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU NOOKSNIFFERS IN LINE, EVEN IF I'M NOT THERE TO DO IT DIRECTLY AND WHEN IT HAPPENS.

[dicey]

That's all future 8ullshit to me. I don't care a8out it.

[crabcatch]

OF COURSE YOU DON'T. YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
SPECIFICALLY, CONSEQUENCES. IT'S WHY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, HAPPENED, AND YOU WERE TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE PRESENT TO EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR ACTIONS MIGHT ACTUALLY KICK OFF.
LOOK, I GET AT LEAST I SHOULDN'T START BITCHING AT YOU ABOUT SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET, BUT I'VE EVERY RIGHT TO BE PISSED ABOUT IT BECAUSE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT DIDN'T EXACTLY HAPPEN TOO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS KIND'VE A BIG DEAL.
AND BESIDES WHICH, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING FUCKING AWFUL ANYWAY.
I MEAN FINE, I GET IT, HASN'T HAPPENED FOR YOU YET SO YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT I'M HONESTLY TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY IN ANY POSSIBLY CONCEIVABLE WAY YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
DO YOU HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA AT ALL? NOT EVEN A GUESS?

[dicey]

What the fuck are you talking a8out????????




W8. You're talking a8out Tavros, right? A8out how I apparently kill him?

[crabcatch]

NO I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU DECIDED AS A WRIGGLER YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE BROODING CAVES SO EVERYONE HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOU.



OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT TAVROS. I ASSUMED SOMEONE WOULD'VE FUCKING FILLED YOU IN, AND YOU'D GET WHAT I'M GOING ON ABOUT.

[dicey]

I can't explain SHIT a8out something that never happened to me! So may8e you should shut the fuck up.