crabcatch: (LISTEN UP)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crabcatch) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-05 05:10 pm

voicetesting; round two!

WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
AND I'M CUTTING THIS SHORT BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE ME REFERENCE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKTARDED VIDEO GAMES THAT'S OVERHYPED TO SHIT. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
WITH THE PORTABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATEWAY GENERATOR AND THE GIANT BITCHY ROBOT WHO DOES NOTHING BUT HAND OUT LAME INSULTS LIKE THEY'RE IN OVERWHELMINGLY HEALTHY SUPPLY AND NEED TO BE GIVEN OUT AS IF THEY'RE DANGEROUS WHEN LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES IN LARGE NUMBERS. THAT AND THREATEN PEOPLE.
ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING FAMILIAR, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIGRESS HERE BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN YOUR STUPIDITY HAS DRIVEN ME HORRENDOUSLY OFF TOPIC.
MY POINT IS THIS. IT'S SIMPLE AND SHORT, SO YOU SHOULD GET IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL.
STOP.
JUST STOP.
YOU WILL NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO GETTING ME RIGHT. YOUR FAILURE IS EMBARRASSING AND I DON'T LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE THIS, RIGHT? THAT'S THE WORST PART.
YOUR NEVERENDING SHAME IS PUBLIC AND KNOWN TO ALL WHO COME ACROSS IT.
WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF USE THIS DEAR MUN PLACE GETS.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLDING TOGETHER THE STRAINED REMNANTS OF MY ALREADY MICROSCOPIC LEVELS OF PATIENCE.
FUCKING.
STOP.
FOREVER.
bubbleglub: (GLITTER * i spy with my little eyes)

[personal profile] bubbleglub 2012-03-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
)(e)(e)(e, t)(at's a good name for you...
KRABCAT)(!
bubbleglub: (HAPPY * to be alive)

[personal profile] bubbleglub 2012-03-05 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
T)(AT'S -EXACTLY RIG)(T!
See, you're catc)(ing on aren't you?
They're not )(ard to reel in at all!
But you s)(ouldn't be )(ard on your mun you know, I'm sure she's trying her best wit)( you.
If anything you s)(ould be )(appy for the attention!
Maybe s)(e'll even get to know about the F-E-ELINGS you )(ide so often.
Glub glub glub!
bubbleglub: (pic#)

[personal profile] bubbleglub 2012-03-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
S)(-E-E)(! It's an )(onest mistake.
And prawnsonally I like my mun!
S)(e's muc)( more open wit)( )(er F-E-ELINGS!