Okay sister, I get it. You fucking miss me, and why not? I'm pretty fucking awesome. Like, seriously, dude. I never thought I could get MORE kickass, and I managed it.
Or you know, kickass for the first time. Whatever. Anyways!
We'll find a place, okay? Just ... not by myself. That would suck beyond measure and fuck knows I need my fellow Red and Blue assholes.
...and fucking Caboose.
Okay and fucking Doc.
I'll deal with Locus if he's there.
...but I am so fucking kicking Felix in the balls. Swear to FUCKING GOD that guy is a douche canoe.
And yeah of course I have my own slash-fic bookmark list. Excuse fucking me, but I am awesome in any fucking way with any fucking person. EVEN Felix.
...Although that is seriously fucked up -- that guy hates me, and like fucking mutual.
But I'm down with the Wash stuff. Because you know, two fucking hot guys being fucking hot together? Sweet.
Still prefer boobs though.
Anyways! Don't worry about it, dude! We'll find a home. We always do.