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Tohru Adachi ~ Protagonist Route ([personal profile] wantedittobeagame) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-31 07:29 pm

Because this AU won't shut up

Heeeeyyy, mundaaaane!

[...oh god, Herodachi are you drunk?]

Haaaappy New Year!

[...you are drunk.]

Hey, hey, here's something we can do this year!

[...I had one glass of wine, why are you drunk?]

A game! Find me a game! Youuu know... one with that canon version of the crazy psycho kid! Er... Yu!

...

[...oh no. Adachi no.]

Yu gotta find me a game! It'll be yur resolution!

[...]
notyoursidekick: is an infinite capacity for taking pains.  It's a very bad definition, but it does apply to detective work. (✪ They say that genius)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[........There are not enough ellipses in the world.]
notyoursidekick: is an infinite capacity for taking pains.  It's a very bad definition, but it does apply to detective work. (✪ They say that genius)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...If he hadn't initiated their S.Link already, she would've ducked out of his grasp in .5 seconds. As it is, she will...put up with it, for now. So long as he doesn't do anything inappropriate that he would regret later on.]

"Close enough" is not something an officer of the law should be saying, Adachi-san. And from the look of things, I believe that you yourself have already imbibed more than your share of alcohol.
notyoursidekick: The distinction is clear. (✪ You see but you do not observe.)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I beg to differ.

[All your alcohol are belong to Naoto now, Adachi. :| And your car keys too, just in case. And she'll glance around at the blindingly bright white space as well.]

Indeed. Perhaps one could view it as a representation of the infinite possibilities you have spread out before you, in regards to finding a game to call your own.
notyoursidekick: of appeal in detection. (✪ I am the last and highest court)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Boy, can she ever picture it. They probably would've been BROS in regards to...how they regarded Adachi at first. And...still, at times. Like now. B|]

If you'd like to think of it that way, I can see no reason to convince you otherwise.

[...But...what should she do with him for now? Coffee doesn't work, only time can truly remove the alcohol from his system...but she can do her best to be sure he doesn't end up with a particularly nasty hangover.]

...Adachi-san-- [She staggers a little under his weight, even though he's probably not really putting much on her at all] --perhaps, if we were to retire to a more discreet location, I might be inclined to rethink that "drink".

[Y E P they will only be drinking water. :|]
notyoursidekick: than an obvious fact. (✪ There is nothing more deceptive)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...All right then, where to take him. His own home was probably closest, and she did have his keys...]

Come, Adachi-san. Let's get you home first.
notyoursidekick: what other people don't know. (✪ It is my business to know)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[...You mean "poor fool" don't you? XD]

[After a lot of stumbling, and many a close call where Adachi overbalanced them and almost sent them both tumbling to the ground or falling into clusters of trashcans Yosuke isn't here, so someone else has gotta take up that slack, y?, Naoto finally manages to get them both to his house, and after some key-juggling, inside it as well. She's gonna try to ease Adachi down onto on his zabuton cushion at the table now... And hopefully he'll let her go, otherwise they'll end up all but cuddling together there at the table.]
notyoursidekick: of appeal in detection. (✪ I am the last and highest court)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's got a hard head, in every sense of the term, so she doesn't even wince in sympathy. She'll just promptly disappear into his kitchen, taking note of the empty beer bottles, though she goes to the fridge to see if there are more in there. This situation calls for some minor deception...]

[When she opens the fridge, she finds...?]
notyoursidekick: is an infinite capacity for taking pains.  It's a very bad definition, but it does apply to detective work. (✪ They say that genius)

[1/3]

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
.............

[...Really, Adachi? You're supposed to be an adult; you should know how to take proper care of yourself, and proper nutrition is part of that.

...what's more, that pizza--

no

no, she can't

she can't even
notyoursidekick: It is a shocking habit—destructive to the logical faculty. (✪ I never guess.)

2/3

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...As she looks at that slice of pizza, she feels a sudden, strange compulsion...



> ......

>...Eat it...?

o[Eat it]
o[Never mind Oh GOD no]
notyoursidekick: It is founded upon the observation of trifles. (✪ You know my method.)

[3/3]

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-02 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[...Naoto quickly snags two more bottles of beer, then hurriedly shuts the refrigerator door.]

[Going over to the sink, she opens both bottles, dumps out the alcohol, rinses the one she'll be using out quite well (she leaves Adachi's--perhaps the smell will make it less suspicious), and fills them both with water instead. The bottle caps won't go back on, but she can fake that part, at least well enough to fool an already-drunk man.]


Here we are, Adachi-san.

[Returning to the table, she 'removes' the cap from both bottles, setting his on the table in front of him.]
Edited (LMAO what was that typo) 2013-01-02 02:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[...Sigh. Well, at least he won't be quite so dehydrated now, come tomorrow morning. Especially if she can get a few more of those "drinks" in him.]

[Naoto raises her own bottle and murmurs a quiet, semi-reluctant-seeming, "Kanpai" before taking a drink.]


...

[As expected, it still smells (and tastes) vaguely of alcohol, though she'd done her best to wash it out...]
notyoursidekick: What else is there to live for? (✪ I cannot live without brain-work.)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Predictably, she's in mid-swallow when that "pat" connects; excuse her for a minute or two while she chokes and coughs on that mouthful of faintly alcohol-tinged water.]
notyoursidekick: The distinction is clear. (✪ You see but you do not observe.)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Naoto gives him a flat this is YOUR fault look, still clearing her throat occasionally both before and after she manages a raspy reply.]

Inhalation was decidedly not my original intent.

[Watching him carefully this time, she takes another (quick) drink, an effort to erase the need to continue coughing.]
notyoursidekick: is an infinite capacity for taking pains.  It's a very bad definition, but it does apply to detective work. (✪ They say that genius)

[personal profile] notyoursidekick 2013-01-07 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Throat adequately soothed, she set her own bottle down on the table with a sigh, surveying it with a frown.]

I must confess, I fail to see the entertainment value of this sort of thing. The taste is utterly wretched, and nothing is to be gained aside from a temporary sense of analgesia and an off-putting sort of shamelessness, along with a truly awful headache the following morning. With those facts in mind, one cannot help but wonder: why do so many people persist in regularly seeking to drown what little wit they have? Even otherwise intelligent-seeming individuals are not immune to the lure of this decidedly strange pass-time.

[She'd seen Dojima-san drunk, or at least more than just slightly tipsy, on more than one occasion, and he was typically a Good Cop.]
Edited 2013-01-07 18:30 (UTC)