on being unable to pass up the opportunity

[grilledchicken]

Mun. Can we talk about this username? Any possibilities of changing it?

... I thought as much. I just knew you were going to settle on this one.

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[captain_cleavage]

It's quite the delicious username. I'm not sure why you'd want to change it.

[troll troll troll]

[grilledchicken]

That has nothing to do with it!

[want some rage for your troll m'aam? ... wait. m'aam?]

Huh? Captain?

[captain_cleavage]

Yes?

[What seems to be the problem? THERE IS TOTALLY NOTHING AMISS HERE.]

[grilledchicken]

You're-

You're a woman...

[HOW ON EARTH DID THIS HAPPEN IS THERE SOMETHING DANGEROUS SHE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT]

[captain_cleavage]

["MUNS GETTING BORED" IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS FOR MUSES

ALWAYS

Malikah simply raises an eyebrow at Cheria, and crosses her arms nonchalantly...which may or may not emphasize her, uh, new assets. (Well, new to Cheria, anyway.)]

Indeed I am. Very observant of you, Cheria.

[Stated with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever. You'd think she was talking to a student and walking them through a new concept.]

[grilledchicken]

[Just staring at the assests you so helpfully highlighted. This is so weird. But it is rude to stare! Let's make up for it with some spluttered conversation, shall we? It's a good thing she's so distracted otherwise she would have picked up on that tone of voice.]

Um... Captain... surely you- you remember that you weren't a- oh, you know!

[Looks around.] Asbel, this has something to do with you, doesn't it? It's not funny!

[captain_cleavage]

Heh...I assure you that Asbel is the last person who'd be involved in this sort of thing.

[Though trying to picture that is...rather a trip.]

[grilledchicken]

[Well if anyone's the likely culprit, it's Asbel. Cheria logic, don't argue with it.]

Well... maybe...

But, you weren't a woman before...

[captain_cleavage]

[To tell the truth or not to tell the truth...

...

...

...oh, who is she kidding. Troll speed ahead!]

I felt like a change of a pace in my old age, that's all.

[Changin' the plumbin' and addin' some paddin'. NBD.]