Trolling back to the 50's

[as_iif]

So, you’re sending off to the quaint little town of Mayfield, huh? The sun’s always shining, the people are always friendly, and nothing can go wrong. This sounds like just the kind of place where things can go very, very wrong. [he chuckles to himself]

Who knows what kinds of secrets these greasers and dollies got tucked away. How about we do some harmless investigating? With a place as “perfect” as Mayfield, a guy like me has to find some way to keep himself entertained.

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[hasitmemorized]

[Roxas isn't sure he has words to explain how he feels about this.]

You're coming to Mayfield...?

[as_iif]

[Excited? Comforted? Jovial? Just a few of Xiggy's guesses.]

Sure am, Tiger. Can't let you guys have all the fun, now can I?

[hasitmemorized]

[We're going to go with none of the above, thanks.]

All the fun? Are you kidding?

It seems nice at fist glance... but then, suddenly cannibals. Serious. It happened.

[as_iif]

Cannibals too? If that's not fun, I don't know what is.

[hasitmemorized]

Yeah, well, it woulda been fine if things were normal.

Has no one told you we lose everything we own? I couldn't summon my keyblade. It sucked.

[as_iif]

So I don't get my arrowguns, huh? What a drag.

[he fakes a look of concern] Maybe cannibals were just what you needed. You were too dependent on that key anyways, kiddo. All you need is a good head on your shoulders, and just listen to your h-... [he chuckles] ...gut.

you are perfect, please app xD

[hasitmemorized]

[He had been pretty useless without his keyblades and doesn't need the reminder. Thanks.]

Not when there are hordes of those guys. Any weapon helps. Immensely. [Huff]

I wiiiiill! :D

[as_iif]

That reminds me, is there any sort of weapons I can get my hands on in this town? Even a boring ol' handgun would make my day.

gewd gewd

[hasitmemorized]

Uh... I don't think there was any store like that... [Wait. This was a test wasn't it. Like a recon mission. He takes a second to think.]

Although, if you take a job as a police officer they'd probably give you a gun.

[as_iif]

[There's a twinkle in Xigbar's eye. A horrible, dreadful twinkle.]

A police officer you say? Protecting the weak and the innocent by any means necessary. Access to some powerful "tools of the trade." I could get behind this.

I would make a great cop. Good thinking, Tiger! [he gives a small nod of appreciation]

[hasitmemorized]

[Roxas you have made a very poor decision. And he doesn't even realize it.]

Yeah, well, I pay attention.

[fineinthefire]

Oh great. You're coming to turn the pretty little world on it's head then huh? We might as well head for the hills now.

[as_iif]

What do you mean, spikey? I'm the very model of a friendly, respectable citizen.

[fineinthefire]

First of all, it's Axel not Spikey. Got it?

[He laughs]

I would hate to see what model you were based off of.

[lookinglively]

Wow Xig' way to be late to the party! The weird and creepy-drone-people infested party.

[as_iif]

C'mon Rockstar, I'd say it's more like fashionably late. And what's a party without a few creepy drone people to mess around with?

[lookinglively]

It'd be a perfectly normal party! Y'know the ones where you could mingle without any of the awkward zombie talk going on?

[Crossing his arms. Didn'tchaknow that parties are serious busines around these parts.]

I like talking to brainwashed people just as much as any other guy but it's kind of a conversation killer sometimes.

[as_iif]

["serious" is a vague term in the dictionary of Xigbar.]

You're right, brainwashed people are too easy to break. There's other... normal people in this town, right?

Considering you live here, "normal" just doesn't seem like the right word.

[lookinglively]

Uh huh, that's because i'm just far too awesome to be normal.

[That thinly veiled belitting of Demyx's character totally just went over his head. So sorry Xigbar.]

I guess there's some "normal" people there! But a lot of weirdos too. Like, some more so than the drones.

[as_iif]

[It's okay, it didn't go unexpected. That reliability is what Xigbar appreciates in Demyx.]

A lot of weirdos, you don't say? Well that's good, it would be pretty boring messing with just drones every day.

\o\ whoops

[lookinglively]

Nah dude it's still pretty boring there. I mean can you even believe they took Arpeggio away from me?!

[Just look at how distraught he looks.]

What am I supposed to do without my sitar?