mapsincolor: (Agnes default)
mapsincolor ([personal profile] mapsincolor) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-11-26 07:31 pm

Ratings never sleep!

Mun dear, it's mid-season sweeps. We've got to find something new! I can't keep re-running interviews about Blue Rose's album or Barnaby's hair. If you think I got the ratings this high just to watch them slip, you have another thing coming!

Villains! That's what HeroTV REALLY needs! Somebody INTERESTING...
superstylishsquid: (I'm going to have to beat you now.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-27 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Villains, huh? I'm not really in the business myself anymore, but I know three stooges who might fit the bill...as long as you don't mind some comic relief.

Though if you want, I could tell some stories about my own days as a villain.

*He'll just leave out the time he played a part in a staged superhero revival to cheer up a sick fan of a disappeared hero and then ended up saving said fan's life on pure instinct...*
superstylishsquid: (That's pretty adorable.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-27 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*And he isn't even in full demon form. Heroic devils are goldmines, especially ones that are still attractive.*

Hulk Davidson, Gran Bruce and Charles III. We all used to work for Jadow, until the three of them got fired for sheer incompetence. I lost track of how many times they tried and failed to defeat Viewtiful Joe.

*He chuckles and shrugs.*

I think it was worst when they tried to team up. They were all so desperate to be the one to take the credit for getting rid of our hero that they ended up fighting each other more than him. But I don't think anything can beat the time they tried to build a robot combining all of their strengths...
superstylishsquid: (Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hot chocolate with extra whipped cream.

*He leans his sword, a double edged blade with the guard modelled after a dragon head and wings, against the counter.*

Oh, they tried a couple more times. I'll praise their determination, if nothing else. But you're right, they never really accomplished anything of note beyond successfully kidnapping a completely powerless civilian. Well, they came close to winning a couple of times early on...they were the perfect foes for our enemy to practice his new powers on.

Me? I'm what you might call independent. I realized a while ago that now that I have my rival, there's really no point in active villainy. All I was ever in it for was a chance to fight against a true hero anyway, I couldn't care less about ruling the world.
superstylishsquid: (I'm going to have to beat you now.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-28 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...well, I'd say that depends on what you have to offer.

*He sits down, sword now leaning against his chair, and takes a scoop of whipped cream off the top of his drink.*

If you can give me a worthy opponent, I might stick around for a while. Though you might be hard pressed to do better than Joe. He's not that bright, but he's a powerful warrior with genuine heroic instincts. Then again, you might just be able to get him to let your cameramen follow him around. He loves movies and I've never known him to pass up the chance to put on a little inspirational show.
superstylishsquid: (That's pretty adorable.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...fighting against a fellow storm wielder might be fun, but there's something to be said for the spirit of banter. The best heroes aren't afraid to let their emotions shine through.

*There's another scoop of whipped cream gone from the top of the hot chocolate.*

How do you think those two would fare against a demon?
superstylishsquid: (I'm going to have to beat you now.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-28 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*Oh, yum. He tries to give an image of maturity, but he really can't resist sweets.*

Probably because most villains wish the heroes would go down easily. Personally, I prefer an opponent who puts his heart into the fight. A real hero has passion for what he does.

*For an ex-villain, he really knows more about heroism than some heroes.*

Hmm...if you want to see what I'm capable of, we'd be better off going outside. I'm not really interested in getting drafted to pay off damage to the store.

*But there's a glittering of eagerness in his eyes. This devil is always willing to put on a little show of his own.*
superstylishsquid: (That's pretty adorable.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-29 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*He's had to work to pay off property damage before. He is not risking getting put into a pink apron again.*

Alastor. I hope you don't mind if this arena of yours gets a bit torn up, I have something of a weakness for drama and can get somewhat carried away in demonstrations.
superstylishsquid: (Would you look at that.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-11-30 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*His grip is firm and confident without being outright aggressive. His white gloves offer a bit of padding for long nails that seem almost like claws. His smile has a bit of an amused hint to it, but it can only be properly described as charming.*

I've heard some complaints. Not everyone appreciates my entrances.

*He slings his sword onto his back, where it seems to stick without any help, and follows after. He doesn't know it, but he wouldn't get along well with Barnaby anyway. He's the kind of man who believes the ideal hero is passionate about helping others and trusts his instincts.*

That works for me. I'm more of the one on one type anyway.
superstylishsquid: (Would you look at that.)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-12-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
*Storm clouds gather in the simulated sky, definitely not part of the program. For one thing, since when was there purple lightning? And then, just as the black clouds completely cover the sky, a bolt shoots down only a few feet from Wild Tiger. When the flash clears, Alastor is hovering several inches off the ground, now wearing a dark purple spandex suit with matching knee high boots, a horned helmet and light chest armor. Small black bat wings have sprouted from his back and an arrow tipped devil's tail is resting behind him, curved just enough to keep it off the ground. His sword is nowhere to be seen and he's wearing a confident and challenging smirk.*

That would be because of me.
superstylishsquid: (Mwahahahahaha!)

Please excuse him, he hasn't gotten to make a proper introductory appearance in a while.

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-12-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
*The glow actually fades with the last of the glare from the lightning, but his skin is still a dusty purple.

He folds his arms and chuckles, as if he's in on a joke Tiger isn't. Or maybe he just thinks the hero getting knocked on his butt is amusing. Or both.*

Hell is exactly right. I am the lightning devil Alastor!

*As he says his name, more purple lightning flashes behind him and strikes an exposed beam.*

And I'll have you know this outfit is considered very stylish where I'm from.
superstylishsquid: (Would you look at that.)

He...kind of missed this part of being a villain. He has so much fun with it.

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-12-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
*He lands lightly on the ground, tail curling more to stay off the ground. He raises his right hand, calling his sword into existence in a purple flash.*

You know, I'd like to see you try. Just don't fall on your butt this time.
superstylishsquid: (I'm going to have to beat you now.)

Nobody, considering his canons...

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-12-01 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
*He's not even sure if there are cameras rolling or not, but either way he has an audience. That's enough to prompt him to play up the drama a bit.*

Then it's a good thing I don't have Hulk Davidson with me. Look, it's simple. You're a hero. One of my favorite hobbies happens to be fighting against heroes.

Not to mention you seem to need some motivation to remember my name properly.
superstylishsquid: (Sorry but you're not funny.)

Alastor doesn't really appreciate having his name misprounounced, either XD

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2013-12-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's Alastor. Did my thunder damage your eardrums or something?

*His tail swishes around to the other side of his legs, moving with an obvious sense of power.*

And from the footage I've seen, I thought being entertainment was part of your job.

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I love mint.

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Mint chai is the BEST THING!

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So do we XD

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I've still got the edge!

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